5/50 Douglas Street, GREENSLOPES

When Bruno Mars announced his Brisbane shows for February and March next year, he did what any international superstar would do. He called his lifelong friend, Dylan Jones. "Dylan, mate. I need somewhere to stay." No pressure. We started calling around. The Meriton? Full. The Emporium? No vacancy. The W Hotel? Completely booked out. At this point, things were getting serious. Bruno had a concert to prepare for, silk shirts to iron and approximately 47 pairs of flared pants that needed somewhere to live. Then we found it. 5/50 Douglas Street, Greenslopes. Bruno was impressed. Leafy balcony? Tick. Air conditioning? Tick. Lock-up garage? Tick. Two bedrooms? More than enough room for Bruno and his collection of suspiciously expensive shirts. He turned to us and said: "I'll take it." Unfortunately, there was one small issue. The owner has a strict no silk shirts and flared pants policy. Bruno pleaded his case. We explained the rules. He asked if sequins were okay. They weren't. After a tense few minutes, a decision was made. Bruno would have to find somewhere else. So, after all that drama, 5/50 Douglas Street is now available for you. And honestly, you're probably going to have a much easier time getting approved. Freshly painted throughout, this two-bedroom unit offers a leafy balcony, air-conditioned open-plan living and a single lock-up garage, all in a very handy Greenslopes location. The actual house stuff Two bedrooms, with a built-in wardrobe to the main Open-plan living and dining with air conditioning Functional kitchen with plenty of bench space Leafy balcony Bathroom with shower over bath Separate toilet Internal laundry Security screens Single lock-up garage Fresh internal paint before the new tenancy Outside, you've got Stones Corner, Greenslopes Shopping Centre, public transport, local parks and major road connections all close by. Bruno won't be living here. But you could. Register your interest to arrange an inspection.